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THE 133T - THREE as
they became known, were finally exposed last week, through the work of
an anonymous tipster know only as the PLR1oOzeR, who some believe to be
a BIO operative sent to infiltrate the Infamous PLR cult.
An un-named source told this reporter that the PLR cult was behind
the 133T-Three. In an interview with Sparken, a PLR spokesman, he sites
that the PLR is simply a group of people that wish to remain outside the
mainstream clan arena, and practice their own humorous beliefs. |
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| THE MAN WITH THE PLAN | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| The self confessed leader of the 133T Three, eLiTe 10ozer cHeFbOy, once a respected member of the Oz community, told members of several Oz forums, the horrid tale of how a simple quiet player became the mirth-making menace that stalked the hallowed halls of Oz, forcing other players to laugh. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| WAS THERE A COVER-UP? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Insiders speak of a grand conspiracy created by the so-called-victims themselves. They speculate that the self-appointed military leaders of Oz were not only aware, but secretly condoned the actions of the 133T faction. But then when loOzers began gaining popularity with the masses, they quickly recanted and destroyed any evidence of involvement. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HURT | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| “All
of a sudden they just began shooting people” — Player |
Sources say that in early
February a player named eLiTe 10ozer cHeFbOy began showing up in the server. It was not long
after that eLiTe
1oOzeR d00PiD joined
the scene and things began to get a little funny. It was later when eLiTe
1o0zer tAdrScIn joined the group, things took a horrific turn. "All of a sudden they just began shooting people and winning all the maps. Then they began to challenge the clans themselves. It was really funny for a while." |
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| SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| "people
in Oz were not always playing under their normal name, we were just
shocked." — Player(1) |
When the establishment was
challenged, things started going horribly wrong. The self-imposed
military government had to act fast to get rid of this new threat. They
quickly exposed the true player names of the 133T-three, which threw the
Ozland community into a whirlwind of suspicion and distrust. One player
was quoted, "When we all found out that people in Oz were not always playing under their normal name, we were just shocked. I mean, it's just completely unheard of. Who would even consider doing such a thing?" |
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| TROUBLE IN PARADIGM | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| "He
was attacking everyone with a crowbar" — Player(2) |
Skeptics are still puzzling over
the fourth gunman theory. Sometime during the mayhem, it is believed
that yet a fourth 1oOzeR took part in the struggle and may still be at
large. It is rumored that a player known only as DILlInJer took
part in the "campane". Apparently popping into one server and abhorring
the other players with bad rapping and high ping. According to yet
another Player, "Yeah, I saw him. He just came in, jumping around like a madman. He was attacking everyone with a crowbar...he didn't seem to even care if he had the crowbar rune! What an idiot." A player claiming to know who DILlInJer was, stated: "He was just the quiet man who lives next door. Sure he would jump around his yard swinging a crowbar, but it was the 70's, we all did that." |
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